There's this place. The place where the dead go, when they have -- other things to do, perhaps. Bound to a bar at the end of the universe and so forth. It's an option, you see, if heaven or hell or what have you are less then spectacular. Or when you don't know where you're doing and don't particularly want to find out just yet. When there's work ( Read more... )

No longer being taunted with women's lit, Snape has returned for another round of books. Today, Bar treats him to Hunter S. Thompson's body of work, which illicits a put-upon sigh from the elder wizard and just a simple, "Really?"

He takes his books, and picks up Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga. Bizzarre. He flags a wait rat, and doesn ( Read more... )

Being dead and Milliways Bound has it's advantages: fresh reagents being delivered like clockwork. It is one of the few things that makes 'living' in Miliways bearable, this regular delivery. There are often some books included; Muggle or Magical, favorites or simply new. So standing there are the bar, glancing over a mix of classic and new ( Read more... )

When next the door opens, a young boy of about sixteen happens to stumble through.

Upon first glance, one might think they recognize him - he's got the Potter signature looks after all (particularly the dark unkempt hair). He even has his grandmother's green eyes.

But on closer inspection, there are differences ( Read more... )

Seated gracefully on one of the bar stools is a teenaged girl sipping an orange soda ice cream float, legs tucked neatly under the stool, for balance.

Of a sort, anyway.

She probably won't object if someone should wish to speak to her. Or, at least, it won't be easy to tell, which is almost the same thing, right?

In some worlds, Lily Evans married James Potter, and lived happily, and had more than the one child, and managed to avert the many tragedies that might have plagued her ( Read more... )

(Okay...let's pretend Wanda didn't come in that one time. Because now Wanda's in again...but from a different time and lol timelines ( Read more... )

Or that's where it was today.

She's sitting at the bar, her pink plush Octi sitting on a stool next to her today.

In her parents' absence here, the bar has provided her with a proper supper of tasty grilled Lann fish and plenty of vegetables. She's currently picking at her potatoes.

There are green things on them! =x

When Harry comes into the bar, he looks pensive and distracted.

"Tea," he requests quietly from a rat before finding an isolated booth. He props his head up on one hand and looks out of the window towards the vanishing universe.

I thought that you wanted to get married. I thought you wanted children. I thought you were waiting for me.He shakes ( Read more... )

How to tell if a new patron is a spy: they walk into the bar, betray a brief moment of surprise, then blend in with the crowd. The newest addition to the bar's collection of spies is no different ( Read more... )